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knock knock

j5h:

urtube:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

whose their

banana

banana whom

banana you glade i didn’t say orangutang

I rate this post 4/10

that’s funny i don’t remember letting a hater inside the house? banana who said you could bring company

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catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

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"I love you and I like you" (Pt. 2) (Pt. 1)

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liamdryden:

The Ministry of Magic and the wizarding community of Great Britain as a whole have been operating autonomously from the Union for centuries, and have their own thriving economy and currency, and strong relationships with their global counterparts. 

Spokespersons for the Minister for Magic admit she is still “on the fence” about Scotland’s independence bid, weighing up positives such as the ability to cut a deal directly with the Scottish government in tackling the Grindylow overpopulation in the Northern lochs, against controversial negatives such as “[sic] Muggles are hard enough to categorise as it is”.

liamdryden:

The Ministry of Magic and the wizarding community of Great Britain as a whole have been operating autonomously from the Union for centuries, and have their own thriving economy and currency, and strong relationships with their global counterparts.

Spokespersons for the Minister for Magic admit she is still “on the fence” about Scotland’s independence bid, weighing up positives such as the ability to cut a deal directly with the Scottish government in tackling the Grindylow overpopulation in the Northern lochs, against controversial negatives such as “[sic] Muggles are hard enough to categorise as it is”.


What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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moniker-padacklyte:

rememberthetimewefellinlove:

"Fearless snake killing motherfucker"

"Personally victimised by shampoo"

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You knew I was fragile, but you fucking dropped me anyway.
You left a mess - psychedelicl0ser (via perfect)

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ananasbooks:

Is it the tiniest bit of foreshadowing or am I just crazy?

ananasbooks:

Is it the tiniest bit of foreshadowing or am I just crazy?

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