shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

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qarcon:

hmu if you have a pulse

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I will not be your “sometimes”.
Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

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progmatic:

4,075 shares

progmatic:

4,075 shares

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joshpeck:

when the teacher asks for your homework


adamchayce:

strike a pose

adamchayce:

strike a pose

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

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edwardspoonhands:

As Michael would say…LoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

edwardspoonhands:

As Michael would say…LoLoLoLoLoLoLoL


Q
If two sets of identical twins have kids are their kids siblings?
A

edwardspoonhands:

Gentically, the would be indistinguishable from siblings…but they would still be geneological cousins.

EDIT - I should say “Largely indistinguishable.” A normal DNA test wouldn’t do it, but if you sequenced their whole genome, you would be able to tell which kid belonged to which couple because of random mutations. It would take a VERY BIG COMPUTER though.


I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell  (via cnnorfranta)

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lion:

me

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Q
You're my fave Josh of the Joshes I follow tbh.
A

joshpeck:

precumming:

well of course no other joshes even come close

you actually think you’re better than me


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Q
admit it